Utacheka Ujikojolee! Here Are The MOST Hilarious Latest Team Mafisi Proverbs

  1. Come nikupikie
  2. Never had sex for two years3. Unaenda wapi na hii mvua

    4.  Kuja na madem niko na mzinga

    5. Nitaingiza kichwa tuu

    6. Saa hii uko sure utapata gari?

    7. You are like my sister we can share a bed and nothing can happen

    8. Just come bill ni kwangu

    9. After dating for 2 months
    Girl: So what are we?
    Fisi: Homo Sapiens

    10. Aki Babe nipe Kiss tu and i will be ok

     

     

     

    11. Between sipendi kuDM but leo nimeona I DM you

    12. You know I don’t do such things for just anybody……. just you!,

    13. Being rude to men will only earn you more days in your father’s compound

    14. You have attended 30 pool party, 20 weddings, and 12 yearly events, and you are single, kwani wewe ni tent???

    15. Women should not be stingy with holes they didn’t drill

    16. Kuja tuspend Friday and Saturday pamoja because Sunday nitakuwa church

    17. HER: I know u guys u just want hit and run
    ME: no I swear i will hit and hit and hit until you run away

    18. Leaves charger at girls place*
    *calls at 2 am*
    “Niliacha charger kwako naeza kujia

    19. Are you comfortable sleeping in jeans ama utatoa??

    20. Nimeshindwa kupanga room. Can you come over?

    21. Where Team Mafisi Invests mostly.
    1. River bank
    2. Sperm bank
    3. Data Bank
    4. Power bank

     

    22. Kwangu kuko safe just have a sleepover you’ll go tomorrow morning.

    23. Sitaki kuchomwa na maji moto -kenyan women enquiring if you have a girlfriend

    24. Can I check if those are real ama ni plastic?

    25. “Niwe nikikupigia simu saa ngapi? Staki uwachwe juu yangu”

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